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"Style is something each of us already has, all we need to do is find it."
~ Diane von Fürstenberg

Who are we?

We're "Image Professionals."

But we'd be lying if we said we weren't THIS close to being called Agents of Ass Kick instead, but our focus groups indicated that Agents of Ass Kick made us sound too "aggressive."

So, what does a Refinery Image Professional (Agent of Ass Kick) do?


A Stylist throws a Gucci band-aid on an open wound and sends you on your way. That doesn't work for us. Our method is predicated upon a unique integrated model that can be summed up in our core philosophy—

When you look good, you feel good.
And when you feel good, you look amazing.


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This is about turning up the volume on YOU.

"We can make you the flyest bee in the tree, but being a BAMF comes from within."

My grandfather said this before roundhouse-kicking a grizzly bear off a flaming battleship. What attracted the grizzly? My grandfather's sheer animal magnetism.

So, if this is the kind of vibe you're ready for…


You can expect us to listen to you. You can expect us to bring out the best in you. You can expect us to be 100% dedicated to understanding who you are and what aesthetic style best communicates that to the world. You can expect to look fantastic. And you can expect your skin to be the coziest place you've been since that weekend in the Adirondacks.

Because nothing's sexier than authenticity.

Beside maybe motorcycles.

And samurai swords.

Here is what we can do for you

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You know what's baller? Knowing how to behave like you weren't raised by vagrants in a lawless settlement in the old west. Because as awesome an anthropological case study as that would make you, you'd probably be super embarrassing as a dinner companion.


Ah culture. The sum of all the parts of a given sample set of people's beliefs and values. Not only can we bring you up to speed on the bits of refined and pop culture that may be in your blind spot, we'll teach you how to seek out the bits of culture still operating on the fringes. We'll teach you to shape the culture around you. To use your sense of taste to inspire others. Who knows? You could start a cultural revolution.


Your authentic sense of style comes from your authentic sense of self. So, whether you're crashing an ex's wedding, attending a creepy "Eyes Wide Shut" masquerade ball, or laying lumber at the Lumberjack World Championships, we've got you covered! Work with us, and each snazzy step will be one in the right direction.


If your internal cassette isn't playing Aloe Blacc on loop, then we'll help you flip the tape with some good ole fashioned Jedi mind tricks. Because you're in the room and it's time to be heard.

Health & Fitness

Diet and exercise take work. You know that. We don't have to sell you on this one. You know you need to get your ass kicked into shape and you're not doing it yourself. We're experts here. Let us help you do this. Plus, it'll make your clothes fit better.


We answer the tough questions, like which haircut works best for my face? How much back hair is too much back hair? Should my nose hair be fighting with my mustache for crumb domination? And if so, who do I root for? A man is the sum of his parts, we'll just help you tend to them.

And if this is a tune you can dance to…

Get in touch

Ready to get started? Have a few more questions? Just wanna tell us a joke? (We always like a good joke.) Then drop us a line.

There's a lot of things in life you may regret (the 80's), but this will not be one of them.

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